wasted youth

PILKO PUMP PANTS

If you’re living the dream, how do you know if you’re awake or asleep?

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—	Karl Pilkington

If that was a reasonable thing to do, blind people would be doing Thai boxing. I’ve never seen that. I’ve never seen blind people doing anything. I don’t think they go out do they, only to take the dog a walk if anything.

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—	Karl Pilkington

This is one of them things when they tell you not to try at home, innit, but then why is it alright for me to do it but not them?

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—	Karl Pilkington

Apparently there’s a lot of magnetic people in Russia for some reason.

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—	An Idiot Abroad

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

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—	Karl Pilkington